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morning bullet

The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.
Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.
by 4H-Babe January 12, 2012
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Randy Bullet

Some Dude from the uk who shagged the queen
"Its randy bullet randy bullet"
by Topdog2113 November 3, 2020
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Shit Bullet

A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?
by the2ndflood September 26, 2008
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bullet dick

A word created by thehodgetwins. Adj. Used to describe a dude with a Lethal (bullet) dick.

Girls love dudes with bullet dicks.
Joe - I hit that pussy all night long
Steve - Did she ask for more "bullet dick"?

Courtney - I want him to give me his bullet dick.
by JamesVanderbeet November 23, 2011
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Dodged a Bullet

When you end a relationship with someone whom you didn't knock up.
I dodged a bullet by not knocking up my ex.
by shyguy88 October 30, 2022
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Eating Bullets

Thought to be tanking a multitude of bullets within an FPS game and surviving when in reality the shooter missed all his shots.
Jalen: Bro he's eating bullets, I shot him so many times.

Edwardo: You just missed all of your shots man, you suck.
by Nugert April 28, 2020
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Swedish Bullet

A green olive soaked with a spirit (usually well over 100 proof) pushed into ones anus with the intent of getting the said person intoxicated at a much faster rate than by ingesting it orally.
Collin was not sober enough to be on the receiving end of a large strap-on, so he demanded a Swedish Bullet to ease the anxiety.
by Swedishchris November 8, 2014
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