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Gildea bulk

Eating an insane amount of food while simulateously going to the gym in an effort to make super gainz
Michael: Fuck me James that's your 3rd dinner today
James: I know, I'm on a Gildea bulk
by Jdboyle2 September 1, 2016
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Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
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bulk dardy

someone who carries a bulk package of dardyness around their waist to attract the opposite sex during mating season. By pulling them into their gravitational pull
kenny: Hey man, got your bulk dardy package yet?

victoria: yeh bro the whole set
kenny: That's mint, coz mating seasons like tomorrow ayye bro
victoria: ohh fuk bro almost forgot ayeee
Kenny: Thats awkard, coz im bi
victoria: double wammy.
Kenny: lol
victoria: k bye.
by churchlands SHS June 5, 2011
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Breakup Bulk

When someone has gone through a breakup, they go Dam she left because of weakness. You decided to bulk and cut over and over.
That bloke went through the breakup bulk, bro reps 185.
by ThyCuckNorris September 24, 2023
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bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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hussein bulk

dirty bulk to the extreme… invented by a fat ass “lifter” in Orland Park
this fat ass nigga’s really doing the hussein bulk…

i heard the inventor of the “hussein bulk” smells like shit
by ..suburb..shoota.. December 6, 2021
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Filthy Bulk

When a person who looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum, and thinks they are a fitness expert because they go to Planet Fitness once a week, tells you they are bulking up by eating nothing but trash. The Filthy Bulk is different from the Dirty Bulk is that, in addition to the terrible foods you're consuming, you have a permanent stink that offends every other living creature on earth. These individuals claim that they will eventually go through a cutting phase, but it almost never happens. And when they do lose weight, they still look like a piece of shit. Another annoying habit of this ilk is that they act like fitness experts and look for any ear they can find to tell them about their "healthy" habits.
B claimed to be lifting heavy weights to bulk up prior to a cutting phase, but his ostensilunchable was just a filthy bulk. What a sack of shit!
by Fuqtoo February 4, 2023
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