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Brokedick

Refers to a person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally due to a general lack of self awareness and common sense.

This term may also be used as common greeting among friends.

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob staring. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob stares. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedick mother fuckers been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
by Steelman7 July 11, 2010
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Roderick

a gay ass nigga that knows every city girls song by word, he is a faggot. that goes to EPHS, he takes everything to the heart like a female. DONT FUCK WITH A RODERICK.
that nigga roderick gay
by NUT ASS NIGGA December 17, 2018
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Roderick

He’s a pretty Chill guy, who’s most likely to date a girl that name starts with a K,M,B,H.
Boy best friend’s name would start with B,C,E,H, or R. Then his girl best friend’s name most definitely starts with an M
Every Roderick I know has this life
by Mail_yougotsits. June 8, 2021
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Brodderick

Brodderick is Brodrick's little brother who isn't #blessed. He drinks coffee all day but can't seem to understand why he has gastrointestinal problems. Never give this man teriyaki sauce because he doesn't know where it goes. If u give him some then look away for a moment he will be lathering ur feet with it in a split second. Also, make sure if he says that words "holy shamoley!!" that you close your eyes immediately. If you don't he will bat wing you and then make you eat cake!
Person 1: Who drunk all the coffee then shat on the floor at the PX?

Person 2: Damm somebody just pulled a Brodderick!!
by The sdner February 7, 2023
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Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.
Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.
by QuacksO November 16, 2022
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Bodericscaler

Dude, that chic is a bodericscaler; a 10
by azbrat420 August 28, 2016
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braddrick

The Southside Atlanta kid which is true greatest kid on earth ... he is the shit ... he is conceited because he is from Atlanta . HE IS BradTheGreatest 🈹. HE DOESNT CARE WHAT FOLKS THINK BOUT HIM .
Braddrick is Great.
by Bradley Foote May 1, 2018
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