broccoli head

broccoli heads are guys, usually in highschool, they are a form of local

trademark broccoli features include:

-undercut with curly hair, resembling a broccoli stalk
-almost exclusively wearing the colors red, black and white
-smokes weed, skips class
-sags pants
-jordans and af1s
-loves the brand true religion

-posts screenshots of rappers with vague borderline sadboy quotes on their snap story
-obsessed with trying to be hypermasculine

“ohgodohfuck look, a patch if broccoli heads, i gotta get out of here before they try to sell me a crusty dab pen.”

by iyatowa April 3, 2019

brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.

Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.

by MizzouDem September 4, 2009

brocrastination

Procrastinating with your bros.

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."

by jtregoat October 29, 2008

Brockafrairio

An Afro-American man with a small genitalia.

To be honest with you Roy, I didn't know they existed, until one day I saw a Brockafrario showering at the gym.

by Anthony Apruzzese January 2, 2004

Brockwile

a term that refers to the way in which one dances to a big tune- primarily a Drum and Bass term, though may be used retrospectively if one is Jungling in room 3

Enter With da Streetfighter,

Ryu, Ken inside da arena,

Haruken with the Fire,

Hurricane kick you Require,

Bison, Honda, Blanka

enter Rudeboy Vega,

Supa SNES or SEGA

gonna get down with my Selecta,

Guile Sonic Boom no smile

get down to this and Brockwile,

Its Wicked its one of a kind

move to the beat Chun li Required,

Chun li my only Lady

with the Fly Kick to the back of the Knee

MC Det 'Streetfighter'

by UrbanApache February 23, 2010

brochiavo

Eating a pickle.

i was eating a pickle brochiavo.

by Dandelion11 May 23, 2018

Brock pickering

An ugly ass white trash Inbred hick red neck hillbilly who never touched any pussy n got no motion whatsoever that faggot ass lil retarted lil bitch should kill himself

“Hey that’s Brock pickering look at his autistic dyslexic hyena lookin ass let’s go beat his bitchass tf up”

by Lil clit dick wit a vibrater September 26, 2023