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Brittney

A bitch who all she cares about is sucking cock
There's my bitchy ex-wife Brittney
by LolxDgetclickbated November 21, 2019
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Brittney

One of the hottest females you could ever meet she's likely to make you feel nervous about her at first but she's very friendly once you know each other
Me: I just met Brittney yesterday and she gave me her number, I'm so lucky!
My friend: You got rizz
by Red (Poppin) Blue (Droppin) April 16, 2024
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The Brittney

A choochie that has passed a rigorous
69 point diagnostic inspection & has been
deemed 100% Prime Yummyliciousness
Pluto: So.. what did you think about her?
James: Bruh.. she had The Brittney
Pluto: ?!?!?!?
James: You know.. that choochie was
the absolute yummiest thing ever 🤤
by StudMuffin33 July 23, 2024
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Brittney

Brittney’s are amazing in bed, you’ll never experience anything like it. Once you’ve experienced a Brittney, nothing will live up to it. Men usually self-harm once they lose a Brittney so be careful not to lose it. Brittney’s usually have amazing asses and beautiful hair. They are loyal and make the best friends. Brittney can make anyone in the room laugh. They are also extremely inquisitive and can out-read anyone.
My favorite position is the Brittney.

I can read like a Brittney.
by Kittykatkangaroo November 23, 2021
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brittney

brittney is the kindest girl in the world 😃
she will be there for you always
and whenever your sad
shes gonna be right at your door with snacks!!1!1!1!1!!1!1👹👹👹
brittney: omg!!!! are you crying!?
person: y-yes 😭
brittney: *hugs* its going to be fine i promise and heres some tissues and candies xd uwu owo rawr x3 *furry noises*
person: OMGGG YOUR SO NICE!! WOWZERSSS ☺️
by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020
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Brittney

You remember Brittney?? The one with the forehead
by Sad Fabian hours November 22, 2021
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Brittney

Your causal Michael Jackson lookalike and man defeater. She reels them in and breaks their heart. She has no love or emotion.
Dan:aye is that brittney

John:no that’s Michael Jackson
by Asteel November 3, 2019
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