Brett

He is sexy as hell. He steals all your kills and fucks all your girls, and teachers too.

Brett just stole my fucking kill and girl.

Brett by Jonathon dick October 24, 2020

Brett

He is so hot and sexy, he can fuck any girl and will. But if you're his girlfriend you shouldn't even be mad because he's so fucking sexy. They all enjoy sex and more importantly they are open to fucking anyone. Should you be lucky enough to fuck him, you will get all the goods. He is a god and people will go to the store to buy his cum and nut out of his horse dick so they can be as sexy and carry one of his kids.

Brett is so fucking hot, he will fuck you and then someone else and you would be happy for him.

Brett by Jonathon dick October 24, 2020

Brett

A male Karen.

We had a totally Brett call into customer service today. He yelled at Shelly and demanded to speak with a manger. Something about a Reddit post and not getting the support he needed.

Brett by supergriff77 November 23, 2021

Brett

Someone who eats an excessive amount of poop , is in the Amish community, an all titties no ass kinda guy, doesn’t know how to choke his chicken, Has an extreme top golf obsession, and Wants you to put your fingers in his mouth and his asshole at the same time.

“Brett eats poop don’t let him touch you”

Brett by Marcomonkeyfingers69 November 16, 2019

Brett

A sweet, kind, caring guy with a lot of charm. He may seem perfect, but he will leave you crying with your heart in the dirt. He will be all nice to you and then come out and tell you that he likes someone else. He'll make you feel like you're not good enough.

I <3 my boyfriend!
Who is he?

Brett!
So you're the other girl.

Brett by WolfAngelJB February 24, 2013

Brett

Brett is a name of a typical gay male. Typically 49 out of 50 people named Brett are gay. A person named Brett is very loyal and a girl's best friend. He knows how to get the guy in more ways than one ;).

Girl 1: Look at that guy, he is so hot.

Girl 2: Yea, but he is totally gay.
Girl 1: How do you know?
Girl 2: Because his name is Brett.
Girl 1: Dammit.

Brett by thegleeker April 22, 2011

Brett

A fuckboy who thinks he's hot when he's not, only likes sluty girls, only last 5 seconds when getting his dick sucked, isn't that good at anything and has a dull personality only thing he cares about is family and friends is far from husband material, he's not mean he just doesn't care about you. One day when he's old he'll want to change his fuckboy, he's very popular and loved by his friends

Omg did you hear that Brett fucked Carolina

Brett by Lolitaruby November 2, 2017