Brenton 

An amazing and genuine guy. Brenton is someone who you would want to spend the rest of your life with. He is good to his friends and his girlfriend. He is really silly, and has the cutest laugh and dimples. He is so smart and is excellent In bed. Something about Brenton is that he stands out from the rest of the guys in my generation, he wouldn’t hurt a fly and is someone who will always be there for the people he cares about. Ofc he may have insecurities but they don’t define him as a person. We all love Brenton!!!!

Who is that sexy guy

That’s Brenton!!!

Brenton by anonymous July 20, 2024

Brenton Tarrant 

an absolute saint who killed 51 sandnigger, immigrants. #FreeBrentonTarrant

Brenton tarrant based

Brenton Tarrant by Vladislavl August 2, 2024

Brenton Tarrant 

an ansolute Saint who killed 51 sandnigger, immigrants.

#FreeBrentonTarrant

brenton tarrant the saint

Brenton Tarrant by Vladislavl August 2, 2024

Bretton 

A twink who has a small penis, gets no bitches, and is the gayest boy you will ever meet. He also probably dresses like Steve from Blues Clues, consistently rocking a striped sweater with the classic white collar.

"Who's the twink over there with the small penis?"
"Oh, that's Bretton!"

Bretton by Swaggety69 September 22, 2024

Brenton 

A totally awesome guy who has a average size penis but goes 200 miles a hour with it and loves steak dinners, also has high blood pressure and shares a gay brother with his older sister.

Are lord and savior Brenton

Brenton by Ronweasley_Azzklit February 24, 2025

Linguini Brentonara

Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage.

Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.

Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'

Linguini Brentonara by Laz November 12, 2023

Hansjörg Brenton 

An alias for a talented Chess Player; specifically a Norwegian Grandmaster meant to bring players such as Magnus Carlsen to mind.

P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*

Hansjörg Brenton by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) April 27, 2024