No brainer

A person who refuses to do or reciprocate oral sex.

Laura: Does Jake give good head?

Payton: I wouldn’t know, he’s a no brainer so he’s never gone down on me.

by Happy Gilmer November 11, 2018

no-brainer

A task or action that requires little or no effort to complete.

“It’s a no-brainer!”

by Photonbeam September 20, 2019

Simpleton-Brainer

The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.

Who peed on the dog again?, it must be the simpleton-brainer.

by Smoothbrainer69 October 22, 2020

No Brainer

A choice that doesn't require IQ because its so easy.

Me Picking a PC over a phone was a No Brainer

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

no brainer

People who are smart in a way people don't want and people just don't acknowledge

Examples(No_brainer)

{

"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."
}

"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."

by dipshit123U()_(U)(*&& December 13, 2021

No-brainer

A decision that does not require much thinking

It should be illegal to drink and drive. That's a no-brainer.

by aloes222 April 4, 2022

no brainer

when you give oral sex while concussed

“yo brad, this girl gave me dome while she had a concussion! i call that a no brainer”

by kitkat2323 November 30, 2023