A Brazilian Briefcase is when a person uses a paper shopping bag from a mass merchant retailer typically with handles, and the contents almost always contains a laptop computer.
by 312steve November 15, 2011
Get the Brazilian Briefcase mug.A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit
Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper
Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper
Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet
by The double vulcan December 23, 2015
Get the brazilian anal dwelling monkey mug.Related Words
Branzilla
• Banzilla
• beanzilla
• bragzilla
• brainzilla
• bratzilla
• Braxzilla
• brazillantcy
• Bronzilla
• tranzilla
The act of urinating inside of a girl's ass, then have anal. your penis will have a slight smell of mango juice.
by Jeremy L______ong April 21, 2017
Get the Brazilian mango juice mug.A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.
by YoloMenace001 March 31, 2020
Get the Brazilian Wandering Spider mug.A sexual act (usually performed in the morning) of giving someone a hand job to wake them up. Upon climax, the pelvic region is waxed simultaneously.
"This morning I felt both extreme pain and pure ecstasy. I'm pretty sure I experienced Nirvana."
"Sounds like you got a Brazilian Wake Up."
"Sounds like you got a Brazilian Wake Up."
by TheBigKahuna11 April 13, 2020
Get the Brazilian Wake Up mug.by Compadre Andre January 29, 2021
Get the Brazilaboo mug.Also known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider, this bad-ass spider is from Brazil. If this guy bites you, your dick is going to be harder than cold steel for, like, eight hours. So much so, that it might rip the skin.
After being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience impotence for life.
The only cure to this impotence is another bite from the boner spider! Once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour boner.
After being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience impotence for life.
The only cure to this impotence is another bite from the boner spider! Once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour boner.
"So I went to Brazil, and met this chick at Carnivale, but I was so drunk that I couldn't get it up. Then, this spider bit me. I think it was called the Brazilian Boner Spider. Anyway, we got it on for like 8 hours. It hurt a lot, but you know what they say: when in Rome. After we finished, she left and I almost died. After 6 weeks in a dirty Brazilian hospital, I was finally able to come home. Now I can't get a boner any more. I'm thinking about buying one of those spiders and have it bite my dick every time I'm ready to get it on."
by boner_enthusiast February 20, 2012
Get the Brazilian Boner Spider mug.