Mario, “Tony loves to Stumble Brag, he’s always telling stories like how drunk he gets like once he drank a whole bottle of tequila and then four vodkas, and woke up in the garden with no idea how he got home”
Luigi, “he once told me the police knocked on his door and told him they had stopped him the night before and while they were checking him he jumped in a car and drove off. He insisted it wasn’t him, until they pointed out the dented police car parked in his garage.”
Luigi, “he once told me the police knocked on his door and told him they had stopped him the night before and while they were checking him he jumped in a car and drove off. He insisted it wasn’t him, until they pointed out the dented police car parked in his garage.”
by ROxford March 15, 2021
person 1: that dude is looking fresh, just not as fly as me
person 2: stop hating man, you swag brag too much
person 2: stop hating man, you swag brag too much
by elarmthecity March 17, 2013
When someone is talking about how difficult a situation/ task was, but because it was them they managed to do it well.
For had it not been them it wouldn't have been able to be done.
For had it not been them it wouldn't have been able to be done.
Martyr Bragging dick: "The workload Mr Boss gave me was completely unreasonable. There was far too much for someone to do in that time. I mean, if he hadn't given it to me and like Margaret instead, it never would have been completed on time"
Self respecting normal human being: "You need to shut up you martyr bragging fuckface, you're not special"
Self respecting normal human being: "You need to shut up you martyr bragging fuckface, you're not special"
by ThisIsChristoph August 18, 2016
brag different is a person who got everything but instead of bragging about it helps friends get it . They don’t care what things they have if their friends don’t they’ll help them get it, they’ll even go far enough to take the close off their backs .
Person 1: Put down Gucci for Chanel, I don't know why .🤦🏽 ♀️
Person 2: her bestie ain’t have a purse for that silent party dtw !
Person 1: ohh yeah she brag different
Person 2: her bestie ain’t have a purse for that silent party dtw !
Person 1: ohh yeah she brag different
by Pretty girl 123474 April 03, 2020
To conspicuously show off how humble one is. To advertise that one doesn't have an ego, that one doesn't want or seek status or attention, doesn't care about fame/fortune, etc.
by Human Peacocking May 13, 2023
by Greg Blatler November 27, 2008
The well-concealed cockiness of someone (like a public prosecutor) when felony grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came down and got fingerprinted? Man he looked WHIPPED when he croaked out 'not guilty.... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was nowhere to be seen... he was ass kicked for sure"
"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"
"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"
by Kat'O9 April 07, 2023