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possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008
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Bourbon wall

This is the line of skin which attaches ones ball bag to ones ass-hole
Man 1: Man, my bourbon wall is really burning due to my inappropriate pants

Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit
by superhelper September 9, 2014
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Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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bourbon bump

when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt
Yeah, we managed to do 3 bourbon bumps last night.
by cmcosmic June 16, 2023
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Bourbon Hound

A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.
Better hurry and grab that bottle while you can, before a bourbon hound grabs it.
by Whisky Geek November 22, 2017
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bourbon chaser

A tweaker almost shoots your dick off.
James pulled a bourbon Chaser and we almost all lost our dicks
by N@pster June 3, 2018
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Bourbon Coon

An African American that imbibes too much bourbon and/or bourbon barrel ages beers.
Johnny was out on a Sunday afternoon drinking bourbon barrel aged beers. He drank himself into a fit and began to rage. Johnny is now a bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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