possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

Man 1: Man, my bourbon wall is really burning due to my inappropriate pants
Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit
Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit
by superhelper September 9, 2014

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt
by cmcosmic June 16, 2023

A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.
by Whisky Geek November 22, 2017

by N@pster June 3, 2018

Johnny was out on a Sunday afternoon drinking bourbon barrel aged beers. He drank himself into a fit and began to rage. Johnny is now a bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
