bourbon train

To continually require a drink of Bourbon at every drinking opportunity while knowing that it will inevitably end with terrible decisions.

Even though she was extremely hungover the middle aged waitress could not resist a drink of Makers Mark on the rocks after work. She'd been on the Bourbon Train too long and her train had not yet pulled into station.

by AgeEh Em March 28, 2015

Bourbon ball bag baguette

A black mans willy

Last night I had a bourbon ball bag baguette.

by Dusty muffin piece January 20, 2017

Bourbon

A small hick town in Missouri where the teenage girls drink in the school bathroom and case around 30 year old guys for some dick and then call "rape" and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussgy oh and if your not a teacher or staffs kid you dont get picked for shit.

Today i got kicked out of Bourbon high sxhool for drinking vodka in the girls bathroom

Man its a nice day in Bourbon, mo to get some 7th grade pussy.

by Goodoldguywithhumor July 23, 2018

Bourbon Street Baltimore

One of the best clubs in Baltimore, somewhat expensive around $12. Has college nights every thursday (perfect for Towson girls! 3 levels with an outside bar. Pretty sweet.

I'll see you thursday at bourbon street baltimore! Let's dance

by MGM... June 20, 2010

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

bourbonic

Of, or pertaining to, an ailment specific to North American whiskey-drinkers. Transmitted by Monday afternoon apathy or Friday evening chicanery. Once infected, the victim becomes obsessed with the pursuit of getting shitty in the quickest possible manner without quite degrading himself to the use of bumboozle.

After about the ninth shot, Mac's drinking had gone from social to bourbonic.

by Deek3241 October 5, 2006

Bourbon Shower

Sexual move similar to the Houdini. It involves banging a girl and when you're about pull out and blow your load in her face, instead throwing a shot of Bourbon. Most common in the state of Kentucky.

I met a girl at the bar last night, went back to her place and had a couple drinks. We started banging and as I was about to blow my load, pulled out and instead threw a shot of bourbon her face and screamed, "Bourbon Shower!"

by Hesthemanning June 5, 2013