ketamine banquet

(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.

Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.

Harry is hosting a ketamine banquet on 420.

by nolandc September 9, 2019

Man Bouquet

A man bouquet is what you have when you are surrounded by a group of foine, well-built, well-dressed, good-smellin', Jedi-hot, dreamy, wickedly smart, witty, talented, handy, willing to please men that all want YOU.

1. Candy looked around and suddenly realized that she had a tasty Man Bouquet at her disposal.

2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 2, 2009

Banquet Beast

a person who has breached the borders of Festively Plump and has taken it upon themselves to demolish a dinner fit for a King. This results in the person being somewhat of a FAT FUCKA

Guy 1: oi check out that Banquet Beast!
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE HUGE MAMA

by Howie2day April 6, 2010

Bouquet of Cock

1.Derogatory insult utilized at the end of a conversation or argument to convey your immense displeasure with an individual.

2. Insult meant to finish a heated conversation or argument regarding one's possibly homophobic tendencies towards the male phallus.

3. See Prvt. Pyle

Guy1: "Why are you such an asshole? I really think you have issues!"

Guy2: "Ya? Well you should go get yourself a bouquet of cock and chow down!"

alternate:

Guy: "Man! What the hell is up Mitch's ass today? He really needs to stick his face in a bouquet of cock and take a deep breath!!!!!"

by nvaguy3135 September 4, 2010

bonequeef

When you fucking a girl and she queefs on your boner making it deflate.

I was fucking Amanda last night and she bonequeefed all over me.

by Thebonequeefer March 22, 2017

roadhouse banquet

the act of a male and a female in a reststop bathroom engaging in sexual acts

She couldn't keep her hands off of me, so I just gave in and had a roadhouse banquet.

by Whittine July 13, 2006

Man Bouquet

A man bouquet is a term often used by less a than virtuous female when referring to the fact she has a choice of men to sleep with and/or buy her tangible objects. Some members of the bouquet may be used for both sex and profit while others may find themselves used strictly for sex or alternatively strictly for profit.

1. My love life is great, I have a man bouquet to pick from.

2. Bryan is the stud of my man bouquet, but Dave is the bank!

by idoit4civilization July 8, 2012