(n.) a crush on a trombone
player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone
player, for another trombone
player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.
Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone
player I played with in honors
band.
Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you
have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.