news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

by Maskchievous August 2, 2017

british douchebag

Middle and Upper Class british youth. They are usually students but not always. Characteristically defined as pretentious douchebags who wear aviator sunglasses, shorts and flip flops in the middle of fuckin winter. There are two types, the trendsetters and the followers. The trendsetters as the name implies are the ones who lead the way. The followers are useless cunts who have no identity and worship their leaders. Their natural habitat is out on the street usually at night. Can be also found using the phrase "Yeahno"

John: Did you go out last night?
Phil: Oh Mate Yeah it was amazing we got smashed
John: Rararararara
Phil: Yeahno it was really good. rarararara
John: Let's have gay buttsex
Phil: OK rarararararara. I'm a british douchebag

by Keepinitrealreal March 24, 2010

british

the only race in the world who make a sport out of making fun of ourselves and each other. Heres its called slagging and it means you dont get beat up for making a joke about someone. we also complain about everything :weather, schools, food, work, tescos etc. not alot of people like us but hey if we didnt exist neither would a lot of other nations e.g united states.
Also not everyones accent is posh. in fact only a handful of people do. But every accent here is unique and unless you're from that place you probably wont understand a word that person is saying!

British slang:

What a minger

Chav!

Scally!

by sarah14 May 25, 2006

Boatism

In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.

He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.

by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018

jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

Mission, British Columbia

A small town in Canada, which is proven to be the most useless place in Canada. With nothing to do, Mission is known as "skid-nation" or "boring". Mission has absolutely nothing to do. It has "Urban Planet" for a teenager clothing retreat. Considering that is the only place to get clothing for teenagers, Everyone owns everything from there. To close this negative argument, Mission is the worst city, ever. Sorrow and sympathy is sent to everyone whom lives there. Sucks to be you, suckers!

Sorry to the people of Mission, British Columbia.

by MissionHater January 3, 2010

british accent

An accent that some Americas seem to love. I say that because when i went to the states Americas seemed to love my accent.

Me: hi
Cool American: Your british accent is soooo cool speak more
Me: Okay...what should i say
cool American: Anything!!!

by british brunette May 25, 2006