Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.

My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.

by Tree Hall November 1, 2009

nutt blocked

when a girl is giving a guy head and pleasuring him to the point where he cannot control himself and is not paying attention to his pleasuring of the girl. once busting a nutt is finished while she is pissed off and still very horny in need of an orgasm

hey gurl, yeah last night when me and boo was messing around i got nutt blocked again piss me off

by t0tianna July 27, 2010

Cart Blocked

Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.

Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.

by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010

booger blocked

1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.

2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.

"Do you have a tissue, I was booger blocked on the way here."

by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011

Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill

Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

aww cute *blocks*

A term used on tiktok when someone can’t relate to a cute couple so they get jealous and act like they blocked them.

we have been together for 3 years

aww cute *blocks*

by ayoidktbh May 8, 2021