“Bloated Chicken” is a Los Angeles term for a fat pussy. Bloated-Fat, Cock-Chicken, Chickening out- Pussying out.
“That buster is bein a straight bloated cock
“My pops wouldn’t have gone through with that, he was a big bloated cock”
by ChicanoThunder October 6, 2024
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Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.
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Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"
by itwasworththis April 6, 2022
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The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.
Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
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A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

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A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
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the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.
Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.
by gomer79 March 3, 2011
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