A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.
Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.
Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.
The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.
by 3dsg January 17, 2018
Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"
by itwasworththis April 6, 2022
Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021
A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 30, 2008
A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 29, 2008