by The Vacuum September 27, 2014
by Rustilicious April 01, 2008
The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.
Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.
by Blizz-tacular January 20, 2009
A wrestling move, popularized by Zangief. The wrestler takes an opponent in one hand and spins several times before rocketing into the air while still spinning. The opponent is then slammed into the ground head first from an incredible height.
by Cornwad June 02, 2010
When you place a line of coke on a girls or guys ass, when you go to do the line off of your partners ass they fart in your face and WHAM... your in the middle of a dirty blizzard! Good Luck!
I was about to do a line off of this hot chicks ass, when BLAMO.. she farted and blew all of the coke into my face just like I was in a dirty blizzard.
by Lefty Chronic October 15, 2009
I was going to rock this threesome when two started scissoring the cunt confetti caused a pussy blizzard.
by Mistermilk5 August 25, 2020
When you fart in a jar, seal it and discretely put it in your friends freezer for a surprise opening at a future unknown date.
I gave Evan the Onion Blizzard after he beat me in fantasy football. His sense of smell will be ruined forever.
by User56257 October 19, 2021