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Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.
I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.
by Corkles February 27, 2012
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piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.
They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.
by poopbird July 17, 2014
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Blister Ditch

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.
by Tag Napson August 21, 2013
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spangle blisters

The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.
I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.
by ShroomKate August 19, 2006
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blister slap

To slap with such force as to blister the skin.
by Ottomatic Fix May 27, 2015
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shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.
Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."
by Pastor Future May 17, 2005
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Blister Pack

Blister Pack When a group of guys pop each other's zits.
Tom, Jared and Tony had a blister pack to get those hard to reach pimples.
by Cwaycway August 30, 2018
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