blew over my flower pot

blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans

Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.

by WetPantsPeggy August 18, 2007

shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

an incident witch expleeld to a point and completely got worse and came back to damage the person or persons in the future

when an argumet happened after and incident and the argument came back to haunt the people meaning the shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

by leighann June 27, 2006

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 26, 2022

Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021

blew him out

dumped. kicked to the curb.

I caught him kissing my best friend so I blew him out.

by Auds October 22, 2013

Blew one

to state facts someone didn’t know

He didn’t know what was happening, so I blew one on him.

by Christinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 14, 2024

blew my uni'

abbreviation for "blew my universe"

in relation to: tossed my 'verse aka "tossed my universe"

that totz blew my uni' and tossed my 'verse

by Choodles135 August 15, 2007