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Blackicorn

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Pretty much, an albino Unicorn. But 100% blacker. A very magestical creature and is rarest among all of the animal kingdom.

First recorded sight of a Blackicorn: 7/4/2011, on a boat somewhere in St. Louis, Missouri.

No Blackicorn has been captured on film yet, and if they do, scientists predict that it will only show up in the light, as it would blend in the shadows.
Holy nipples! I just saw a fucking BLACKICORN!
by Paulislegit September 11, 2011
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BLACKER THAN THOU

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A GAME PLAYED BY BLACK PEOPLE AGAINST OTHER BLACK PEOPLE IN A LAME ATTEMPT TO :
1)APPEAR TO BE MORE IN TUNE OR "DOWN" WITH WHAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE ABOUT.
2)PAINT THE PERSON THEY'RE HAVING AN AN EXCHANGE WITH AS "ACTING WHITE" OR "UNCLE TOM".
SUCH BEHAVIOR HAS HISTORICALLY DONE MORE HARM THAN GOOD.MANY KIDS WHO MIGHT OTHERWISE HAVE FULLY DEVELOPED THEIR ACADEMIC POTENTIAL HAVE BEEN SABOTAGED BY THIS MINDSET.SUCH MINDSET HAS ALSO CREATED A "STUCK ON STUPID" MENTALITY THAT DISCOURAGES INDEPENDENT THINKING OR DISCOVERY OF OTHER WORLDS OR WAYS OF BEING.ENOUGH PEOPLE...ENOUGH.
BROTHA 1: " CERTAIN ELEMENTS OF MODERN CONSERVATISM APPEAL
TO ME"
"BLACKER THAN THOU" BROTHA 2:"RIIGHT...'DATS 'CAUSE YOU WANNA
BE WHITE.'JUS GO ON 'HED 'N
ADMIT IT.ALWAYS KNEW 'DAT 'BOUT
YO' ASS."
by L.MARTIN September 21, 2005
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A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Oh, no, I just got a suicide blackberry from Tim.
by BrianMcGee4 November 16, 2007
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Catskill blackbeard

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When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.
I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.
by champduncancraig February 24, 2010
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BlackBerry zombie

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1. One who walks around urban areas and frequently bumps into others while staring at their handheld device. 2. The ambulatory version of BlackBerryitis.
Daaaaaamn, that BlackBerry zombie almost got hit by a bus!!!
by sodajunkie February 24, 2007
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Blackberry Wanker

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Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.
Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'
by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011
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blackened shrimp

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Added permanently to the menu of all locations in and around the Gulf of Mexico through the remainder of the decade. Maybe longer.
Waitress (motioning toward the live catch display tank): "In there? Why, that's our own blackened shrimp - caught local and delivered 'fresh for these waters' just this morning. Now, how would you like that prepared? Original UK recipe or Cajun Style?"
by Voma Tyce June 19, 2010
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