adult beverage

an alcoholic beverage

And after work I think we should consume entirely too many adult beverages.

by MikeyMikes June 17, 2008

Bevets'd

Used to describe a discussion about religion that has devolved into a pointless shouting match or flamewar. It is analogous to the word Goodwin'd but specifically applies to a discussion about religion. Most commonly used on internet discussion threads.

Steve: I hate christians!

Dave: The secular heathens are destroying society!

Al: This thread had been Bevets'd. I'm out of here.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005

beverfever

When a girl and or woman or homosexual male feels a strong connection to Justin beiber and thinks they will be married. Also know to be a term for girls who are hipnotized by Justin and feel that they should compare ever guy to him and be picky. Or when a bitch who is fat,smelly,and or ignorant believes Justin beiber loves them and feels the right to hate on non homosexual guys.

Dude that really hot girl got infected with beiberfever and now expects her boy friend to be a virgin till they get married. Beverfever

by kent > beiber January 8, 2012

bevemirage

1. The bottom ring of Coke 2 liter bottle that falsely makes you believe there is some left.
2. The feeling you have drink left in can in a Yeti can cooler but find it empty

I thought i had half a beer left, but my Yeti can cooler tricked me with a bevemirage

by Kbanghar December 1, 2015

Beverate

To provide a beverage to

Could someone beverate that thirsty man?

by xXOG_YOGSCASTER420Xx December 3, 2018

Imperial Beverage

A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.

"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."

by Dylan Carroll February 20, 2009

Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.

" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"

by leeitall September 13, 2012