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Iron Beef Curtains

This refers to the Vagina of Margaret Thatcher (Former Prime Minister of the UK). The nick name for her flacid genetalia, comes ironically (HA!) from the nick name associated with her stubborness in politics "The Iron Lady".

However the nick name became cemented in the hearts of the public, when a photographer accidentally fell over and took a picture upskirt revealing her vagina to be actually made from 18th century pig iron.

This has opened up a large debate which spans many topics.

Biology - How?
Philosophy - Why?
and Politics - ......

Some have suggested that it was not her vagina at all, but a form of securtiy device to stop unwanted vermin from nesting in there. However regardless, the media splash was enough to concrete in the term Iron Beef Curtains.
I would like to be the first, then, to suggest, that instead of wasting, millions of pounds of taxpayers money on her state funeral. We should instead, recycle her Iron Beef Curtains.
by 3rd Party October 17, 2009
mugGet the Iron Beef Curtainsmug.

Beef Curtain

A girl whos vagina is similar to roast beef
Ashley Casiano is such a beef curtain
by SHMIZZA July 24, 2008
mugGet the Beef Curtainmug.

greasy beef curtains

sloppy hairy cunt lips you would like to look away but just can't
by swebb January 21, 2004
mugGet the greasy beef curtainsmug.

Corn Beef Curtains

The labia of the vagina
by Oh What April 21, 2008
mugGet the Corn Beef Curtainsmug.

bbq beef curtains

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.
Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.
by Stampy June 21, 2004
mugGet the bbq beef curtainsmug.

dirty beef curtain

We were just about to have sex so I went down to check out the merchandise but all I found was a dirty beef curtain.
by Ms. Roxx July 1, 2006
mugGet the dirty beef curtainmug.

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