bed time bitch

When someone is extremely tired and needs to go to bed.

Pete yawned. "Bed time bitch," I said.

by natemev November 26, 2016

Bed time story

1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.

"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"

"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."

by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008

bed time bowls

the act of smoking marijuana out of a water bottle bong before bed

"hey justin, wanna hit some bed time bowls tonight"
"sure jorden, im always down for some BTB's"

by jmars94 October 13, 2011

budtime

the season of budding; spring

budtime is coming

by RonZul May 20, 2021

bed time

racist term for asians refering to their eyes

"Hey Bob i need help with my math."
"I'm sorry i only know up to advaced calculus, why dont you go ask bed time for some help."

by Samuel Wyss May 22, 2008

bedtimate

When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.

I've been getting really bedtimate lately, do I need a girlfriend?

by biggycheezerz December 5, 2016

Badtime Story

When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.

Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.

by Alexander Pothos December 13, 2018