hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
Get the I beat my meat dailymug. by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019
Get the beat my meat casandramug. A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.
In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
Get the beat meat to itmug. 
Get the beat in the meatmug. Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.
by Keouiiii February 15, 2020
Get the Beat it with a meat tenderizermug. "What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
Get the To beat dead meatmug. by rasta badmon January 23, 2025
Get the a beat of meatmug.