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8 ball of life

An idiom used to except the randomness of life or the chances you take in it.
Wake up and a hooker has stolen your laundry. That's the 8 ball of life.
by Modified3 August 17, 2010
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krystal ball

(v, tr.)

Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.

The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
by Moggraider November 1, 2010
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lamelo ball

Lamelo Ball: "Beat that nigga ass" "Sniper Gang Kodak" "What's under the hat... a durag?" "Lemme get 5... dab" "YERN TEAM" "He look like slim shady"
by Lil Dickey Ball July 19, 2017
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Ballast

Something that keeps a head verticle.
Do you need any Ballast around to keep it (a head) verticle?
by StayAwakeStudios May 23, 2018
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Ball of the foot

When you are hungover and continue to drink the following days after.

Similar to the hair of the dog
Kristy - Tom let’s drink !

Tom - Can’t mate. Super hungover

Kristy - ball of the foot tho tommy !!!
by Chazzledazzlepartyqueen! June 13, 2020
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this expression means

it is now up to you to decide on what you want to do/what decision to take

N.B : this phrase is a direct English translation of the french (specifically of France) expression "la balle est dans ton/votre camp"
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you two choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and the drugs, or you can move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with you. The ball is in your half court.

Angela:I would like to commit suicide. Wtf? You want me to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?

mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2012
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Long-ball-ism

A condition that extends the sac holding a mans balls, causing it to stretch and sag. Common in older men who think that swimsuits can be worn as underwear.
No, your underwear are supposed to keep your balls closer to your waist not your knees. I think you have long-ball-ism, or you need new underwear!
by Chilli Fest April 17, 2020
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