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Fecal Beacon

When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.

In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.
John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!
by Xasanak February 21, 2020
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the rabbit has become the hare

When an incredible turn of events unfolds, letting the author of a comment become the ultimate villain in a world that is unbeknownst to him prior
And just like that Barron..... the rabbit has become the hare

Oh GREAT SCOTT! The rabbit has become the hare!!!
by Baron Terding January 18, 2017
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Eat ass or become ass

“Eat ass or become ass” mid something you say before you do something crazy like push in a room in Rainbow six siege
Person 1: I bet you won’t push that bandit

Person 2: EAT ASS OR BECOME ASS
by Ya boy Ben May 3, 2022
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Reject humanity, become monke is a well-known meme about rejecting humanity because it is boring and becoming a monkey. I mean, who wouldn't want to hang in a tree all day!
Person 1: Ugh, I am so tired of humanity

Person 2: Just Reject Humanity, Become Monke!

Person 1: Omg yeah so true
by hellotherehowareyoulol September 7, 2021
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Bearomatic Pressure

When too many bears are in the atmOsphere, causing interruptions to daily life.

Known Remedies: Placing tuna outside overnight. The bears will come down from the atmOsphere in search of the tuna.
Person A: "I have a really bad headache"
Person B: "No, the bearomatic pressure is just too high. Try leaving some tuna on your porch tonight"
by meggerz08 July 29, 2009
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Beachmont

Area of Revere Massachusetts. Known for the Easy furnishment of drugs and alcohol to Minors and adults. Also a stop On The MBTA. Close to Revere Beach.
What up son? where you goin? "I'm goin to get me dimmie and a couple 40's down B-Mont. I can get shit Where i live.
by G-Money December 13, 2004
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how to become a liberal

I figured out how to be a liberal by reading this stuff. Here’s the trick.

1. Make outrageous claims.

2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.

3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).

4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.

5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.
I wrote the page on how to become a liberal
by Fuck michael moore July 9, 2006
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