Better Marriage Blanket

Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.

John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket

by Werd backwards Is me! September 9, 2010

better place tax

A figurative tax that's imposed on people who do a job that benefits society, or as the "Silicon Valley" cliche goes, "makes the world a better place." Because more people want to do meaningful jobs than worthless ones, the pay tends to be lower. The opposite is the douchebag bonus, where someone makes more money for doing a job that contributes zero or negative value to society.

Jimmy works as as a researcher who has made significant advances in cancer treatment, but he only makes $70k a year because of the better place tax. Meanwhile, Chazz the hedge fund manager gets a huge douchebag bonus and managed to rake in $10 million last year even though all he did was lose a bunch of rich people a bunch of money.

by Nicholas D July 25, 2015

Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz

Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then

by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022

BETTER THAN OZZY

(adj.) Usually referring to Ronnie James Dio, immediate successor to Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath, but could refer to any vocalist for Black Sabbath. BETTER THAN OZZY means possessing more musical talent than Ozzy Osbourne.

Lame-O: Dude, "War Pigs" is so badass!

Awesome-O: HAHA! "War Pigs" is nothing compared to "The Devil Cried"!

Lame-O: Why?

Awesome-O: Because Dio is BETTER THAN OZZY!!!

by Mr. Frrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzee July 20, 2010

Better than you

I am better than you in every way. Whether it be in looks, intelligence, humor, prestige or social standing.

I am better than you.

You: Hi! How are you today?

Me: Better than you.

by SensualOne August 29, 2012

Better Call Saul

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by booty_mcanus_3001 December 13, 2022

better than chuck norris

Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee

bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.

by Bruce Lee is better than chuck norris October 30, 2007