Breaking Him up

A New York term for beating the absolute shit of someone

If he comes outside I’m breaking him up

by ImTae July 19, 2019

Breaking the ice

The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.

*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*

You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"

*silence*

Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"

*you both fucking die*

by breadakita February 10, 2021

breaking bald

breaking bad but all the fucking characters are slowly going bald and dying

“have you seen breaking bald?”
“you mean breaking bad..?”
“no,breaking bald.”

by LyonIsOffline July 7, 2022

Father Beading

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.

Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...

by LilAW June 8, 2011

Breaking Dawn

Quite possibly the worst book in history:

Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.

This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.

After trying to get through the first part of Breaking Dawn, I immediately gave up and asked my obsessed friends for a plot synopsis. >.<

by Hates the World February 24, 2009

Breaking Dawn

Sequel to Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, also known as an epic fail to those who do not suffer from SMeyer glorification.
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages

Nothing equals this epic fail, also known as Breaking Dawn, I lack examples.

by JazzateNessie October 5, 2008

Buck Breaking

When a black male is submissive to a white male.

Ayo look at deshaun my nigga, his black ass is about to get some his ass into some buck breaking from Massa!

by GodLovesBlackPeople December 28, 2021