Battlelands, battlelands?

A phrase you say to someone if you don't know the answer to a question or didn't even understand the question in the first place.

Person1: Hey do you know what Minecraft is?
Person 2: Battlelands, battlelands?

by Heinze Doofenshmirtz June 11, 2019

Excaliburd Battlehawk

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.

Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020

Solo Bacon Battle

When you can't find a friend for a regular Bacon Battle you can still play by yourself. This version is very simple. You must go back to a lady's house and, having finished tasting of her sweet nectar, go down to the kitchen and steal as much of her food as you can. The beauty of the Solo Bacon Battle is that it's not limited to bacon. You are encouraged to steal any food you can get your hands on. Just make sure you don't get caught!

Ben was busy last night, so Bill did a Solo Bacon Battle. He completely emptied out Mary's fridge. Now she has no food.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Battle Penis

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.

Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:

by Anonymous von Anonymous III July 3, 2008

aussie battler

An Australian worker, who is set against by hard working conditions and a tough environment, who perserveres despite the odds being stacked them.

Ol Joe up on the farm is a true Aussie battler, what with this drought an all!

by Jas0n October 21, 2006

Swadian Battle Feast

When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.

King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.

by RedAssassin53 June 18, 2014

battleshit

a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.

battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.

by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005