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Banter Biscuit

A Banter Biscuit is the official tea dipping material that is often rewarded from a banter overlord to his squad when one or more members incite "witty banter" into a chat.

This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".
Person 1: "That was some great, witty banter there."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."
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Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.
Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

Banter Blanket 

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.
" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

banter fc 

A term used for a football club during their downfall/banter era or when they have an embarrassing result, It's mainly used as another name for Arsenal FC
John: Did you watch the Arsenal game?

Harry: Yup, lost 1-0 to a bunch of Belarus farmers in the Europa League.

John: what a joke, they are banter fc the gift that keeps giving.
banter fc by Deathcabforeli February 15, 2019

Banter with Chums

When you have a Joke with a close friend
Steve organised a day out to have banter with his chums
Noah wanted to have banter with chums
Charles enjoyed having banter with his chum, Zachary
Joe and Jon were chums and enjoyed having banter
Banter with Chums by kingjon123 November 11, 2013

Banter Off 

To insult someone by means of banter.
"I thought you was gonna banter me off there."

banter off
Banter Off by ricof May 26, 2015

banter and beer 

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.
Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer