Banter club

a footy club that is ridiculed by people for how good they are at being absolute shit. examples are manure, bottleham, chelski

p1: u watch the bottleham game bro?
p2: let me guess they bottled it again ?
p1: spot on fam they lost the carabao cup final to man city
p2: looooool what a banter club

by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

music banter

A forum filled with semi-pretentious peeps who know way more about music then you. They're awesome taste and lightning fast ability to criticize you will both fascinate and infuriate you. Possiply the best music community on the internet.

You're favorite bands are horrid! Welcome to music banter!

Music banter is better then muzicforums because they have a stupid name!

by Sparkly Ween August 24, 2009

banterbury

A town where everyone's banter is on top form

So much banter, are you from banterbury?
What is this? Banterbury?

by Archbishop of banterbury303 January 1, 2016

Banter Brigade

A group of friends who create banter as a group

the Banter Brigade made a fair amount of Banter in class today

by Banter Brigader #3 March 9, 2018

Banter Outlaw

The member of the group who seems to be able to probe the worldwide web into its dark, ethereal corners dredging up the most awful images and videos. These snippets of media are usually so offensive or crude that the content may be illegal in various places around the globe, therefore making a 'banter outlaw'.

For example:

Theodore: Hey Jon!

Jon: Yeah?

Theodore: did you see that Rico posted tubgirl onto whatsapp again last night?

Jon: yeah, i had to scorch my eyes out with an acetylene torch, it was so fucking gnarly!

Theodore: he is a massive banter outlaw, he should probably get locked up for that...

by bashatonic April 25, 2014

BateBait

Sketchy, usually misleading, inaccurate or infected pornography pop-up advertisement that exists to tempt the masturbator into clicking on it. It is essentially a virus using pornography as a bait.

I am always tempted to click on batebait while masturbating, however, I find myself more attracted to the video I am watching than to the batebait. I am also aware of the consequences of clicking on batebait.

by John The Savage February 26, 2015

Bantel move

1. When you ask your crew to hang out and only one or a few are up for it and then it's just not worth your time anymore.
2. When somebody of your crew asks for help and you show but you're too lazy to really do anything.
3. When the only two things you're interested in is playing Risk (the board game) or having sex with young girls.

OMG, he did not really do the Bantel move again, didn't he?

by afxdd May 31, 2017