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baconicity

the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it's baconicity.
Adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it's baconicity.
by IamMuffles June 29, 2017
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Baconian

1. A person that will go to great lengths to eat bacon, someone who is addicted to bacon and refuses to eat breakfast without it.
2. relating to Sir Francis Bacon or his inductive method of reasoning and philosophy.
3. an adherent of Bacon's philosophical system.
I am a recovering baconian and have been bacon free for three weeks!
by Estu the pirate October 24, 2017
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Baconizing

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.
Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.
by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020
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Balconeese test

A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.
Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"

Person B: "Yes, and many more."

Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*
by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021
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Baconisforever

Leader and holy lord of the 4th reich. Has strong emotions for bread. They became immortal however their side effect is being bacon.
They have the need to kiss anyone named Liam or Max.
Baconisforever is made of bacon.
Baconisforever is the holy lord and savior.
by CrypticOverX July 17, 2022
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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
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rain on your balcony

-Ruin someone's plans.
-be the damp squib
-burst someone's bubble
Sorry to rain on your balcony, but I'm going to skip the movie.
by Pseupi May 23, 2017
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