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Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.
Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017
mugGet the Baked potatomug.

Loaded Baked Potato

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.
Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy
by RustyFruit November 30, 2022
mugGet the Loaded Baked Potatomug.

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
mugGet the Bake my potatomug.

Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.
Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!
by iqpodz March 31, 2022
mugGet the Hungarian Baked Potatomug.

Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned
"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."
by Saiki KK April 15, 2022
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

Baked Potato

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato
by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high
by trolololol16 December 18, 2012
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

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