Backfire

Similar to calling shotgun, but for the backseat instead of the front

"Shotgun!"
"Backfire!"

by @Hiphophead March 20, 2024

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Backfire

/bakˈfʌɪə/
noun:
The sensation of pain one might find emanating from their behind whilst defecating, caused by one having ingested a particularly spicy meal the day prior to the defecation.

It feels like my back is on fire and it's my fault - I knew eating 2 pounds of delicious jalapeño dressing yesterday would end up backfiring and that I would end up experiencing horrid backfire.

by T90T89 March 9, 2025

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The guilt you feel after ejaculation if you let your hormones take over your rationalization skills and you become really dirty-minded towards someone else in which there's something to regret afterwards.

Jamal: Dude I sent nudes to Jessica and I felt scared later
Mike: Sounds to me like hormonal backfire

by KoolDashKid November 25, 2017

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bronchial backfire

Refers to da often-moderately-painful experience dat follows an especially "heavy-duty" cough, burp, sneeze, etc. --- a small amount of stomach-acid will travel upwards into the throat and create an acrid burning sensation.

Shortly after consuming a large meal is one of the most notorious times for a bronchial backfire to occur; it's wise to have a large glass of water or milk handy to hastily swig from in case of mishaps like this.

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

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Muffler backfire

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and while choking on your dick, she accidentally farts.

So my girl was choking on my cock, and had a little muffler backfire.

I think my girl had to shit, because while she was gagging on my cock, she kept hitting with a muffler backfire.

by MURDOCK813 February 24, 2021

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