backseat cooking

When you tell someone how to cook something or tell them you did something wrong.

“Aren’t you gonna flip that egg?”

“Don’t tell me how to cook in my own house.”

“You’re supposed to dice them, know, scramble them.”

“Stop backseat cooking.”

by GGPlex October 12, 2022

Backseat Browser

Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.

Matt grew increasingly frustrated with Patrick, acting as a Backseat Browser, when he wouldn't stop telling Matt what links he should click on next.

by YoungKenC February 18, 2009

Backseat Gaming

watching someone play a game, remarking on every move (positive or negative). (happens when multiple people share a computer)

boy 1 - boy 2 stop backseat gaming
boy 2 - u play like shit...im helping
boy 1 - cool.

by dj seagall April 21, 2006

Backseat Gamer

1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.

Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.

by Atlec November 9, 2005

backseatsman

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.

1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"

by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006

movie-burger-backseat

Co-opted from the first episode of television show "Daria", it refers to a common courtship ritual amongst teenagers, in chronological order. "Movie", for going to see a film; "Burger", for having a bite to eat; and "Backseat" for the sexual activities that take place in the back of a car.

"They've been going out for a while and he's been getting upset because other guys have been asking her out. And she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular. And besides, nobody ever said they were going steady, and if he does want to go steady, he's got to do a lot more than just movie-burger-backseat, movie-burger-backseat, because there are plenty of guys with bigger backseats waiting to take her some place nice!"

by DD28779 July 6, 2009

Backseat Gaming

when a weird kid is watching you play a game and critiques your every move.
Ex.
boy 1: *plays call of duty*
boy 2: you freaking suck. how did you not see the guy to the left? oh my gosh you you are so bad
boy 1: sick, thanks for the tips

yo get the crap out of my room, I am trying to game , stop backseat gaming and leave me alone.

by brewys June 7, 2016