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Bumper Boobs

When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”

Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.
Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!

Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”

“Larry, I don’t know...
by Dickered Ray January 24, 2020
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pussy bumper

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.
My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".
by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008
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bumper nuts

Imitation bull's ball made of chromed steel or colored plastic, that are hung from the rear bumper of pick up trucks and sport utility vehicles. See see bumper balls
Ihung some chrome bumper nuts on my f-350 dually.
by bumperman March 21, 2005
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bumper check

it refers to a lowrider that can hop so high that the bumper hits the pavement.
"who said my ride couldn't bumper check?"
by x November 6, 2004
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fuzz bumpers

lesbians. Stemming from the "bumping" of the fuzzy, pubic area of two women.
Going to the gay pride parade we'll definitely see some fuzz bumpers.
by I don't know June 29, 2002
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Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.
God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.
by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019
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lock bumpers

get so close... that the only thing gettin between me and the car ahead... is exhaust gas
When someone is trying to cut me off on the freeway and I'm in my old truck, I just lock bumpers and sqeeze 'em out.
by Tim Prince September 12, 2008
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