Bonker

plural: Bonkers
adjective: bonkers

Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.
Adam: She's real. Not kinda-real. Not quirky-response real. Real. Like soul recognition, identity, emotion, connection, love real.

Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?

Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.

Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.
by rotatedd August 12, 2025
mugGet the Bonkermug.
Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.
Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro
by Grammar Error August 14, 2023
mugGet the that's absolutely bonkersmug.

Bonker

Bonker/meaning: you a lame and u played out😂
you bitches is bonkerssss😂😂😂
by ohthatsss_s2 December 13, 2022
mugGet the Bonkermug.

Bonkers

Oh shit, this is bonkers!
by Lexfunni October 15, 2023
mugGet the Bonkersmug.

Bonkers

To be in a state of mind where you are going mad crazy and are truly happy due to partying wildy. Commonly used to describe teenagers who party often.
«I was totally bonkers last night»

«Those girls are bonkers, man»

«I also want to become bonkers»
by Dizzy E T November 12, 2019
mugGet the Bonkersmug.

coocoo bonkers

A phrase used, typically by people named Emily, to describe something that is very crazy.
Emily: “This flight to Florida will be coocoo bonkers!”
by dakefanclub March 7, 2024
mugGet the coocoo bonkersmug.

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