bloatware

A piece of software, hardware or website that attempts to do too much and becomes utterly useless for users. An example of bloatware would be a word processing application that also tries to be your page layout program, drawing tool, and web browser; absorbing half your hard drive and all your RAM in the process.

If it says start in the bottom left corner of your screen, you are using bloatware.

by absolutcamper June 17, 2004

bloated ego

The state of one's sense of self being greater than it truly is.

The state of a person who is excessively prideful, pompous, or on a power stroke.

Leaders with bloated egos tend to be very rude and belligerant.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Bloated

When someone eats a ton of food and their stomach expands

Scott had finished thanksgiving dinner with his dad.
He leaned back and bleached loudly before running his bloated stomach

stuffed food baby

by ethansawsome2002 June 15, 2016

blorb

A data structure similar to foobar used by an elite few computer programmers, but even more useful as it can stand in not only for data types, as foobar does, but also for entire files, file packages and concepts, making it one of the most versatile words in programming and the English language.

It's closest approximation in the English language might be thing.

There is also an onomatopoetic quality to blorb, as it is generally used in situations when the person is too slow and lethargical to come up with a more fitting description of the thing they are working on.

"Uh, let's see Ima make this file, call it... blorb.html.. it's gonna have this function blorb()... guess I better make a folder for all these... call it blorb."

by tesserackt April 7, 2016

Paul Blart

Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).

"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."

by BfloDrumDude June 22, 2012

Fish Blart

When one expells a bloody fish fart. Usually expelled by an obese feminine figure. Fish Blart.

Man that fat fuck just fish blarted all over the wall!

by Blarts Are Sexy. August 17, 2009