A Blistering Mickey is when you leave a little gift I like to call poopie tucked inside somebodies shoe.
by Shaft Foshizzle December 23, 2004
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GOD DAMNIT! This is a rapscallious blisterfield!
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GOD DAMNIT! This is a rapscallious blisterfield!
by omfgpokemon December 28, 2009
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Shit Blister (verb)
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007
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Sophie: stop your making me gag
Chris: ITS EVERYWHERE!
Sophie: *throws up*
Sophie: stop your making me gag
Chris: ITS EVERYWHERE!
Sophie: *throws up*
by Sophanator May 15, 2007
Get the BlisterJuice mug.You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.
by Jeremy July 11, 2003
Get the shit-blistering mug.When you are in the know about something (usually gossip) and others are not. A bit like 'nudge, nudge; wink, wink' and 'between you and me'
by Jam The Man September 25, 2010
Get the 7 to the blister mug.When two pole smokers are having rigorous butt action, and one slab of man meat slips out creating too much fag friction. Thus, the burning and blistering of the head or shaft of the pitcher's tool.
When Kertinian was ass mauling T-Meth, the numerous rolls of ass fat caused Kertinian to slip out and he recieved a 2nd degree shit blister on his man dart.
by T-Meth the Palmer June 30, 2003
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