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Bigfootitis

Causes your feet to grow more then 16 inches long, the older you get the more hairier they become,If you shave you feet the hair will grow in twice as thick as before. Stay safe everyone
Son;“Mom why are my feet so big and hairy”

Mom; “Because you were borne with a rare condition called Bigfootitis”
by RealLifeIssues January 12, 2022
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Bigfoot

Simply a guy with very very very very big and hairy feet.
Mum why do your feet look as if you stole them from bigfoot.
by Barbirgirlfan69 May 17, 2022
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baby bigfoot

yo i think rafiki needs to take a baby bigfoot
by Medz Klir Unox October 12, 2020
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Bigfoot Science

The art of combining faulty logic, false correlations, and prejudices to come to incorrect conclusions. Commonly used by both "Bigfoot Researchers" and Trump supporters.
random noise in the woods Must be Bigfoot! broken tree trunk Sure sign of Squatch activity!

News that scientists studied Coronavirus variants

Bob: Them damn liberals created COVID in the first place!
Sounds like you have been watching Fox News, again, Bob - that's just Bigfoot Science.
by Bigfoot Scientist October 29, 2021
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Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.
That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.
by Not Eethan February 6, 2024
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Bigfoot

A Cryptozoology creature exclusive to the North American continent that is reported to be over nine feet tall and as tall as fifteen even with a five foot long tail and a "pouch" on the front of the creature where it warms and holds it's egg
Did you hear about that Bigfoot sighting in Pershing county?
by anonymous March 27, 2025
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Bigfoot

Bad bitch she like 6 foot, I call her Bigfoot. The bitch fell off I said “get up on your good foot”
by Pinklambo7 January 30, 2024
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