Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.
I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!
by McBeefRod June 03, 2018
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Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022
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baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.
It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.
by dgrinder February 03, 2017
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california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!
“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin
by Nancy who? June 09, 2018
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Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who usually is devoid of basic common sense and can lower the intelligence of others around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. All though baked potatoes are a very particular entity, we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 23, 2022
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gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.
by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023
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