t bail

1. a person that enjoys to piss people off.

2. a person that is hated by soccer players
dude u are being such a t bail
by heheho April 19, 2011
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bail out

In Programming, giving up and running away before anyone realizes that your code has gone into an infinite loop and won't come out.
John had to bail out when his code went south, before he got Uber Pwnd by the boss.
by danag July 05, 2006
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Christian Bail

The moment when a regular churchgoer gets so fed up with all the bs that they stand up right in the middle of the service and deliver a searing expletive-laden tirade before storming out.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Does anyone here even know what the fuck is going on? All you people ever do is babble about meaningless bullshit and nothing ever gets done. You can't justify anything you've said, ever, and I'm not going to take this anymore! You're all full of shit! Fuck this, I'm out.

Wow, I think he just did a Christian Bail.
by kiwi_david August 15, 2010
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Dick and Bail

A one-night stand. To fuck 'em and leave 'em.
Friend 1: "ay brah, how'd that date go?"
Friend 2: "cheya, gave 'em the ol' dick and bail!"
by Shitnibbler May 28, 2019
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Double Bail

When BOTH parties bail on a set of plans made earlier.
Me: Hey wanna go shoot guns later?
You: Yea sure, I don't have anything to do.
Me: Be here at 6
You:Ok

20 mins later

Me:Dude I have to bail
You:Yea me too, my car just got stolen
Me:I guess we have to double bail
by Notorious KID August 11, 2009
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Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner
Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled
by Harpoon#1 July 05, 2018
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Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.
Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B August 01, 2008
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