This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).
We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..
by svenski1 October 20, 2009
Get the Shit Attack Awareness Level mug.A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".
usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".
usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.
by blackpinky March 2, 2009
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May is Zombie Awareness Month.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
by spacecake666 May 4, 2010
Get the Zombie Awareness Month mug.February 14th, the day some refer to as Valentine's Day. The day when all the losers and loners make themselves known by not getting roses and candy. Also referred to as Loner Awareness Day.
by Chika April 12, 2006
Get the Loser Awareness Day mug."Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006
Get the Facial Awareness mug.This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.
"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.
Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."
Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."
by Sajan Chosé June 19, 2014
Get the Coyote Awakening mug.When one is extremely tired but must stay awake for one reason or another. In order to do so, they ingest a lot of chemicals (Red Bull, coffee, Mountain Dew, ect.) to keep going.
I am running on a little sleep and a lot of chemicals. I'm 9 hours, a venti latte and 2 gigantic red bulls into a 14 hour work day; at this point, I am only artificially awake!
by Duke Rude July 29, 2009
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