awakeored

Awake and bored

It's 1 o'clock in the morning:

Jose: hey whatre you doing?

Rapheal: awakeored, you?

by squidmonger January 10, 2010

Polite Awakening

Refers to when a person is woken up by way of a sexual act.

-Derived from the term "rude awakening." A polite awakening would be the opposite and much more preferable way to wake up.

"My girl gave me a polite awakening today. I wonder if she brushed her teeth before or after..."

by matty2jay December 18, 2011

awake

great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah's witnesses

by kris October 5, 2003

Awake and Bake

The act of being up all night and then getting baked the following morning when most people would be waking up. This would be between the times 0700 to 1200.

This one is for Zane.

Going to a party till the early morning, arriving home while everyone else is on their way to work. Getting in and start toking... awake and bake

by Bowie001988 February 24, 2009

Awakaphobia

The fear of waking up or being woken up. Also spelt "Awacaphobia".

(Derived from the Old English "awacan".)

Not to be confused with Awakophobia.

Person 1: "I have Awakaphobia! What can I do about it?!"
Person 2: "Either never sleep again, or sleep forever."

by The Lambinator January 6, 2009

awakehappy

the state of being so full of joy and happiness that you cant fall asleep even if you are dead tired like happy on caffine
the total happness zombie

i fell so in love with (insert name) i was awakehappy all night
caffeine and candy has kept us awakehappy for the whole day

i am so awakehappy right now god bless energy drinks

by adam lohr December 29, 2007

Awakened the beast

A term used after you finally get laid after a long dry spell and now you want endless amount of D or V.

I finally hooked up with that tinder dude last night. He awakened the beast”

by ChristianMingleCEO May 9, 2020