Authorgasm

The feeling of relief an author experiences after writing a piece after a long period of writer's block. Can leave said author feeling physically lighter and more relaxed and carefree, much like an orgasm.

Cassidy had an Authorgasm after she finished her first poem in months.

All I want to do is have an Authorgasm!

by CakeShipper May 27, 2013

Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

Arthur Fowler

Slang for 'growler'
Derogatory name for a ladies part.

'That drunk slag was not wearing any undies. When she started dancing on the podium at Batchwood, half of st albans saw her Arthur Fowler, and it was not a pleasant experience'

'I went to lick her out, but her arthur fowler looked like a bad doner kebab. Needless to say, i made my excuses'

'where you goin matt?' 'im off down the clinic mate. Im not taking any chances after that newquay bird. Do you know her arthur fowler resembled Mr Blobby. Spotty and yellow. Anyway the cotton bud's not that bad is it?'

by McMeat August 29, 2006

Arthur Dimmesdale

Character in the novel The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne. The man with which Hester Pryne conceives her child Pearl. He is outwardly veiwed as a saint, which only increases his inner hatred of his inability to confess his sin. His guilt leads him to punish himself physically and mentally. It is possible that, in addition to becoming gaunt, his guilt caused him to develop a heart problem.

"The aged members of his flock, beholding Mr. Dimmesdale's frame so feeble, while they themselves so rugged in their infirmity, believed that he would go heavenward before them, and enjoined it upon their children that their old bones should be buried close to their young pastor's holy grave. And, all this time, perchance, when poor Dimmesdale was thinking of his grave, he questioned with himself wether the grass would ever grow on it, because an accursed thing must there be buried." - The Scarlet Letter
(The Interior of a Heart)

Translation: The old people that he preaches to think he is so humble and saint-like, that they want to be buried close to him. But Arthur Dimmesdale thinks he is so sinful that grass wouldn't grow on his grave when he dies.

by Ivakin April 4, 2009

arthur read

the ardvark from arthur wirh the glasses and the fist.

me: arthur read is a hubba bubba hunk of a man.

by Determinate April 12, 2021

authority finger

What an uptight angry person points at you, usually the index finger, but could be another finger, if the pointer finger has been amputated...

I know you are angry with me dear, but please refrain from pointing your authority finger at me...

by king4aday1976 October 10, 2010