Aunt juju

An individual who pretends to be religious but is infact a penis worshiper.

Don't believe Karen, she is a real aunt juju behind closed doors

by Brian from up stairs November 10, 2020

aunt kiss

A wet, passionate, kiss that is given on the cheek which involves squeezing of the arms and lipstick stains. We’ve all experienced an aunt kiss before, especially on Christmas and Thanksgiving

“Oh my goodness! Greg you got so big! Feels like forever since I’ve seen you! *gives aunt kiss*”

by Blueskies121 December 29, 2017

Aunt Cindy

When one constantly refers to a name or person who you have never met.

Well you know John from the club. No Aunt Cindy, I don’t belong to your club.

by Realrealrealquick August 19, 2019

Jazz Aunt

Slang for 'Lazy cunt'. On mobile phones with predictive text, 'Jazz aunt' will come up when one types in 'Lazy cunt'.

God, you're such a jazz aunt Sean.

by Boy Nuke 'Em November 19, 2009

great-aunt

Grandparent's sister.

My great-aunt is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Wine aunt

A woman who doesn’t have children and or doesn’t want them, and is always traveling and seeing the world. She occasionally comes to visit her nieces and nephews and brings them cool gifts from her latest adventure. Bonus points is she wears a scarf around her neck and has a cherry red Vespa.

My wine aunt is visiting!! I can’t wait to hear about what cool things she’s been up to while she’s been seeing traveling

by Therightansweryadig October 3, 2021

Aunt Esther

A very unfortunate looking women who lives in the same neighborhood (Watts in South L.A.) as Fred G. Sanford. She's a bible preacher that thinks Fred is the devil because all Fred and his friends do is make fun of Esther.

"Everyone's having a good time. Even Esther. She's smiling. You just can't tell because her face is in the way." - Fred Sanford

"Oh no! You can't come in here, Esther! I haven't covered up all my mirrors yet!" - Fred Sanford

"I can put Aunt Esthers face into some dough and make gorilla cookies." - Fred Sanford

Lamont - "She's in this beauty pagent competing against her peers."
Fred - "Her peers?"
Lamont - "Yeah"
Fred - "You mean Godzillas in this too?"

"I can put tracing paper over your face and trace me a moose!" - Fred Sanford

by Joe Doc March 29, 2005