Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.
by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022
Get the Aston Martin DBX707mug. Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
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They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
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by astmitch August 6, 2012
Get the mitch and astonmug. A male who loves taking it up the ass so hard his booty hole is ripped to shreds.
A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
by Bigbootylickdr75 January 11, 2025
Get the Dirty Astonmug. Someone who is very obsessed and stalker they are in love with a brec’s son but will never acquire what she needs
by MACAST June 18, 2019
Get the Macy Astonmug. A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
Get the Aston Taxmug. Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Jack Mclean October 29, 2020
Get the Robert Astonmug. by Hgffhb May 13, 2022
Get the nick astonmug.