assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

assministrator

One who ministers asses.

Joey: "Hey man, look at those fine asses!"
Bob: "gheh nice..."
Joey: "OMG and THOSE asses, wow nice! Still... the ones over there are quite poor."
Bob: "You are a true assministrator."

by stevegek2 November 4, 2009

assnanery

I told you, it is undefinable damn it.

You’re picking on me for my assnanery

by Randomness3.14 August 31, 2018

Assmuncher

A boy/girl that ruins the fun of the others, to be a killjoy or to simply be annoying

"Yo, stop being an assmuncher and enjoy the party."

by Wildboyo March 22, 2021

Ass Man

Short for Assistant Manager

Guess who the new Ass Man is?
or
Look who just got promoted to Ass Man.

by chernobylspice December 10, 2003

Absman

He is the best person ever!!! He is funny, stupid, caring and shy (and yes he does have abs!!). He loves to try new things and go on adventures. He would be down to do anything crazy with you and talk to you about stupid things. He always asks about your day and how you are. He knows when you're sad and does everything he can to make you happy. He is a BIG FLIRT. He doesn't like talking to everyone because not everyone's you.

Omg Absman is soo cuteeeee

by a.nice.person. January 16, 2021

Assanginate

To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing.

Destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility.

Michael Moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. We'd better try and assanginate him.

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010