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Swag Assassin 

A murderer of another person's swag. This, concurrently, increases the swag of the swag assassin. In addition, if someone in the general area is misusing or abusing their swag, it is the job of the swag assassin to take over their swag. Also, a swag assassin's swag may be so great, that it shuts out everyone else's swag in the general area.
1. Paul's swag was all out of whack last night. I had to turn into the swag assassin

2. Hold on to your swag, the swag assassin is in the building.
Swag Assassin by Car.Bon. November 22, 2011

raw dog assassin

A man who refuses to wear a rubber while having sex.
Condom? Naw girl, I'm a raw dog assassin.

Senior Assassin 

A game created by a student from Salem high school in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

The game consists of a group of high school seniors ONLY, who are all assigned targets anonymously. The point of the game is for an assassin to eliminate their target with a small water gun before each round ends, which is 7 days. They MUST submit a video of the elimination to the senior assassin instagram page for their targets elimination to count.

The game can be changed each round with new challenges, such as if an assassin eliminates their target in a specific amount of time, then they can informed on who their assigned assassin is for that round.

In the game if you’re wearing goggles on your face, or floaties on your arm then those are considered shields.

Assassins cannot elimainate their target while on a shift at work, in school, or on school property, OR during any school events (such as prom, or before prom).
Girl: Hey, have you signed up for senior assassin?
Boy: Yeah’! It’s so fun watching the eliminations on their Instagram!

Girl: I know!!! I’m about to go elimate my target before they have work. A
Senior Assassin by Anon0143 June 11, 2018

Cerebral Assassin

A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.
In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin", which implied that he was simply smarter than the other wrestlers.
Cerebral Assassin by Gaijin-Ronin September 5, 2006
Word of the Day on March 22, 2019

Asshole Assassin 

This is someone who sneaks up from behind and takes you.
Guy 1:Jeez i got done by an asshole assassin last night
Guy 2:Yeah i know whats that callum like

boner assassin 

A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.
"My ex-girlfriend used to be pretty hot back in high school, but now she's a boner assassin."